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Any girl that shows any interest in sports is just trying to get into your pants.

Here I am observing said behavior in a st marks sports bar, wearing fur, dyke boots, and sporting my shaved head...not making any friends...

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god took all the hipsters in the world and put them in ohio for me to capture and shake like babies.
but seriously, everyone you know who is cool is from ohio.
EVERYONE.
if they're cool and they're not from ohio, they probably are or they're really not that cool.
end transmission.
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